Ad Agency Nerdgasm

When Cyberdyne isn't ignorantly plotting mankind towards destruction via Judgement Day with its creation of Skynet, they need to drum up some new business just like the rest of us. I mean, its not like creating Terminators and flabby Arnold look alikes is gonna be able to sustain business forever. That's why they use ads like this one, to show you that they too are Building Our Future...Today! Too bad nobody ever told them that their money would be better spent making terminators that can write press releases, track and engage blogs, and search and destroys bad rumors.

This is actually the genius side project of ad agency GiantIdeas, who have an ongoing series of Geek Ad Wednesdays where they mock up ads for fictional mega-corporations from various movies and shows such as Lost, Bladerunner, Terminator and Jurassic Park. It does an excellent job of showcasing their creative talent and technical skills as well as highlighting their sense of humor and personality. Something to consider as we wrap up our marketing materials for the office and continue looking into other creative ways to show ourselves off to the local Cyberdynes.

Who wants to help me host a podcast interview with the Joker about how he's always been so successful at promoting his brand identity.

Drinking the Kool Aid

Note: This post is mostly designed to aggravate BaconMeister since I seem to have an inflated sense of job security...

Since I’m too busy playing video games to actually write about them, I’ve decided to branch out a bit. I have a pretty solid reputation (rightfully earned) around here as being a bit of an Apple zealot. Apparently, waiting in line for the release of a certain prolific talking device leads to that sort of thing. Who knew?

It probably doesn’t help that I suggest an iPhone App as the perfect solution to every PR brainstorm, crisis and new biz pitch. But underneath all the layers of over-the-top fanaticism for all things hailing from One Infinite Loop, resides some well-reasoned thought. It’s not just the crazy talking, telling me to drink the kool-Aid (although I’m pretty sure Jobs would tell me to drink Tang, not Kool-Aid).

On July 11, Apple will release iPhone software 2.0, which among many things includes the App Store, a place to download 3rd party applications. The hype surrounding this re-launch of the iPhone is up to usual Apple Hysteria Standards, and has other companies scrambling to play catch up. With such momentum combined with the phone's unrivaled connectivity and social implications, its likely going to be big in '08. The basis of my excitement surrounding July 11th, is the fact that years ago Apple's music player accidentally spawned the term Podcasting, and the technology behind it. Considering the ubiquitous nature of that format, I'm honestly curious to see what develops on the iPhone. The huge amount of venture capital already being sunk into these apps (both by Apple's iFund work, and by the more traditional "richer than God" types), is a good sign.

My guess? A digital distribution platform that lets you send audio clips, using your own voice, to your friend's phone. While this may sound a lot like Voicemail, its not. This new app will be called "Talking" and it will lead to a revolution in how we uhhhh talk.